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Thank you.

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Check it out. What happened?

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Oh, look. There's little turds
everywhere.

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Uh, cool.

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Let's see here. I think these are rat
turds.

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Yep. These are definitely rat turds. Uh,
okay, Beavis.

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Whoa, there it is.

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Hey, it's eating our nachos. Ah!

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Get out of there, butthole. I'll kick
your ass.

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Damn it.

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That son of a bitch ate our nachos.

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That's right, Beavis.

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And that is a crime for which it must be
punished.

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Yeah, to death.

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This is gonna be cool.

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Has it been a day or a week?

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As my eyes begin to close, I am walking
in my dreams.

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You like this.

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Shut up, butthead. No, I don't.

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Believous, I just saw you tapping your
foot.

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She's making me nervous. It's, like,
freaking me out.

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Sometimes I tap my foot when I'm
nervous.

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And sometimes I, like, you know, hum
along, too.

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Whoa.

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This is kind of freaky.

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Yeah, see what I mean?

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This is one of those art school chicks
that, like, You could

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probably score with them if you just
told them all their ideas are really

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Yeah, that's probably how she made this
video.

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Just like, got some rich guy and told
him all her ideas, and he's like, ooh,

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yeah.

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Yeah, she's like,

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uh, I want a unicorn, but then I'm going
to tear the horn off him and put him on

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my head.

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Ooh, yeah, very good, yeah.

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Have another drink and continue.

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And then, I also want my brother to tap
dance.

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He's really good.

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The rich guy's probably like, uh, these
are all great ideas, but,

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uh, I think it would be really, like,
empowering if you took off your clothes

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and jumped off a cliff.

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He's like, and if you want, I could help
you become a citizen.

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I don't think I can help your brother,
though.

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This is why hot girls shouldn't keep a
dream journal.

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Oh, boy.

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Cool.

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Got a rat problem, do you?

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Yeah. He ate our nachos.

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And for that, he must die.

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Yes, sir.

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Oh, yeah, believe me.

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My favorite is the classic spring
-loaded prep.

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Okay. Sounds good.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's some good stuff.

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Yeah.

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And once you catch him, that's when the
fun really starts.

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Okay. You boys need some matches or some
pliers with that?

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No, thanks.

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You boys should come by and save me
sometime.

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Ow!

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Son of a bitch!

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Dumbass.

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Here, I'll do it.

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You hold the trap.

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Okay. Damn it, Beavis. You keep throwing
it up.

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Step aside.

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Put the... Damn it.

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I think we got it.

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Okay.

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I'll just put this here.

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Oh, yeah.

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We got you now.

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Go check the trap, Beaver.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Why'd I come in here again?

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Ooh, nachos.

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Ow! Ah, damn it!

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Damn it! Ow!

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Uh, what's that noise?

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Huh? Me?

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I don't know.

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Go see what that noise is, Beavis.

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It's in the kitchen.

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Okay. It's probably the garbage
disposal.

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Come on, Ed. Come here.

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It's alive.

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It's caught the trap.

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No.

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I'll get it. No. Get out of here.

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They're freaking me out.

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Get out of here.

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Get off.

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That was cool.

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I think this rat likes you or something.
Because he, like, saved his life.

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Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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How's it going?

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What should we do with it?

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I don't know. Maybe keep it as a pet or
something?

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Okay.

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Boy, Beavis, that rat dude really likes
you.

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He must be like a metrosexual or
something.

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Shut up, butthole.

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There you go.

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That's a good boy.

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Make yourself at home.

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Uh,

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yeah, I'd like a double cheeseburger and
large fries, please.

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Uh, okay.

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And how are you today?

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All right, boy, come on. Little hide.

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Good boy.

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Okay, all yours.

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Is it gonna be long?

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You said long.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Long.

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Here you go.

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Aw.

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Looks like we got some company.

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Oh, we're right.

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Oh, yeah. He really likes fries.

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Yeah, and he seems to like the buns,
too.

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I'm going to report this. This is a
health violation.

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Yeah.

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The food here sucks.

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Yeah, really.

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Whoa.

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Cool.

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I like watching people fall down on TV.

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Funny.

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Yeah, it's like if he was just falling
down stairs, it would be over fast.

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But with an escalator, it just keeps
going.

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You know, it would be funnier if he was
fat, but this is still pretty cool.

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Yeah.

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This rules.

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I could watch this forever.

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I don't think he really even wants to
get up the escalator.

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Maybe if he'd go buy something instead
of monkeying around on the escalator,

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economy wouldn't suck.

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Come on. Get off your butt. Get up that
escalator and go buy a Cinnabon.

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Maybe some Dippin' Dots.

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See,

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right here during this part, you'll be
playing some old -timey piano music.

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This kid's probably like, Uh, where's
Daddy with my birthday

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present?

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He's drunk at the mall again, lailing
around on the escalator.

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What the hell is going on?

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I just got a call saying there was a rat
in here.

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Yeah, check it out. It pooped
everywhere.

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Oh, God, I'll have to call the
exterminator.

152
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Yeah, we had to throw out all those
traps you had, you know. He almost died.

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Okay, where's the rat now?

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Uh, me.

155
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Well, I had him right here on the
counter a minute ago.

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It's not funny, guys, okay?

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This is very serious, and now we're
going to have to throw away all the

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Here, boy, come on.

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Here, rat.

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Here, boy.

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Rat.

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Whoa.

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Well, I guess it's like not a dude after
all.

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Oh, yeah.

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Cool.

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